Yesterday, I was informed by Josh Wigler (aka J.D. Wigglesmith aka Jarsh Wiggleheimer) that he and Kevin Mahadeo (aka Kevin Mahoodoo: Master of Voodoo) were discussing who would win in a fight: The two of them or me. The stipulations, as they were explained to me, were that Josh would be armed with a pistol and Kevin would have a knife. I would be between the two of them, unarmed. Though Wigler and Mahadeo both agreed I would win this hypothetical fight—and I provided a few fairly graphic play-by-plays of how I would triumph—I figured a cartoon representation of how mismatched a brawl it would be might further solidify the results of Monday’s discussions.
This one’s worth a thousand words and whatnot. Good thing we’re all buddies and it’d never come down to this vicious and frightening showdown!
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Jim Gibbons is my hero…swoon.
Truth = your mass of body/facial hair would ensnare their blades and render their bullets useless… If only they knew your secret weakness– Peanut Gas! Btw, if your gal Jessi used lipstick with peanut oils could you potentially die from hanky panky???