Mammoth-Stache gained a powerful ally today…
Adding to the prowess of our already well-endowed crew of Mo-growers, Dan “The Brother Man” Gibbons signed on to fight the good fight against testicular and prostate cancer today! Hip, hip, hooray!
And because no member of Mammoth-Stache is complete without their faux-mustachioed heads poorly photoshopped onto an old movie poster…
Thanks for Mo’ing it up this year, Dan! It’s great to have you aboard!
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Ripped straight from top-secret government documents, it’s been discovered Dan Gibbons wore a moustache once before… in the past! This tiny photo was all that could be found as evidence of this terrifyingly awesome truth! Gaze on this ‘stache and know the true meaning of wonder!!!
HAHA i LOVE this 🙂 woooo